24 September 2008

Obama's Resume

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13.Your Record of baptism — Not released or ‘not available’
14. Your Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’

11 September 2008

Remember September 11th


According to stats only 23,900 Al Qaeda members (or allies) have been killed so far in the Iraq war, and then 15,000 in the Afghan theatre.

That's 39,000 Islamo-fascists dead.

3,000 free persons died 7 years ago during the 9/11 attacks. Plus in Afghanistan 500+ war casualties, plus 6,300 wounded. Add in the 4,150 casualties and 30,000 wounded in Iraq.

That's 44,065 losses to America and Freedom from actions the Islamic Fanatics started.

By my calculations, we need to kill 489,280 more Islamic Terrorists to call it even. That is, if we give a fair market value of one-twelfth of a human life to an Islamic Terrorist.

20 August 2008

Your Servant; G.Washington



"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness - these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them."
* * * *
George Washington _ Farewell Address _ Philadelphia
_ September 7, 1796

15 August 2008

Current Olympics are Fake, Esp. Chinese Ones

Remember, Mark Spitz was a true amateur in a tiny Speedo bikini with a hirsute body to slow him down. This guy, Phelps, is a well-paid, vitamin/electrolyte/magic protein-engorged professional encased in a second-skin cheater's uniform.


quote of the week

05 August 2008

Engineeringly Ept


Are you an Engineer ?
how well did you do on this pop quiz ?

1: What does a camshaft do?

2: What is a vertical flyback interval?

3: What role does expansion play in refrigeration?

4: What does an address bus do?

5: Timed delay of arrival is the basis of what common technological service?

6: What is the role of a CCD in a digital camera?

7: Name any spacecraft now in orbit around anything.

8: What does TCP/IP stand for?

9: What is the purpose of a torque wrench?

10: name any two active elements (from the periodic table) used in the workings of the plasma TV?


Egyptoid got extra credit on 7
and E. knew 1,3,6,8,9
but E. guessed 4,5
E. unknown on 2,10


the Rebuilder got 2 of them, maybe 3 of them wrong.

04 August 2008

Global Warming is not Man-Made


BIO Note: Physicist Walter Cunningham, an award-winning NASA Apollo 7 Astronaut, was the recipient of the NASA Exceptional Service Medal and Navy Astronaut Wings, the 1969 Haley Astronautics Award and named to Named to the International Space Hall of Fame. Cunningham is a member of the American Geophysical Union and fellow of the American Astronautical Society. He also worked as a scientist for the RAND Corporation prior to joining NASA. While with RAND, he worked on classified defense studies and problems of the earth’s magnetosphere. He has accumulated more than 4,500 hours of flying time, including more than 3,400 in jet aircraft and 263 hours in space.



For Complete bio see: http://www.waltercunningham.com/introduction.htm

Excerpts:

It doesn’t help that NASA scientist James Hansen was one of the early alarmists claiming humans caused global warming. Hansen is a political activist who spreads fear even when NASA’s own data contradict him. [...] NASA should be at the forefront in the collection of scientific evidence and debunking the current hysteria over human-caused, or Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW). Unfortunately, it is becoming just another agency caught up in the politics of global warming, or worse, politicized science. Advocacy is replacing objective evaluation of data, while scientific data is being ignored in favor of emotions and politics. [...] I do see hopeful signs that some true believers are beginning to harbor doubts about AGW. Let’s hope that NASA can focus the global warming discussion back on scientific evidence before we perpetrate an economic disaster on ourselves.




When Miss Pelosi speaks of saving the planet, check your pocketbook.

28 July 2008

How Not To Be A Blogger

Generating Content is a Plus


"" UPDATE III:
Sexist patriarchal oppressor Vox Day offers a list of suggestions for women bloggers who want to be taken seriously:
  • 1. Have at least half a brain and demonstrate that it actually functions by not writing egregiously stupid stuff.
  • 2. At least 75 percent of your posts should have nothing to do with you or your life.
  • 3. Don't post a picture or talk about your romantic life, your children or your pets.
  • 4. Don't threaten to quit blogging every time anyone criticizes you.
  • 5. Learn how to defend your positions with facts and logic instead of passive-aggressive parthian shots fired off as you run away.
No. 2 and No. 3 are the real deal-killers for a lot of women. There is a remarkable tendency of (some) women to imagine that other people are interested in their narrow personal concerns. This tendency expresses itself in the phenomenon of gossip, as well as in that unreadable literary genre, the feminist memoir.""


Well I havent done any stats on my blog. It started on the Katrina adventure,
delved into politics and religion, so whats left.
Actually much energy goes onto my gaming blog, regrettably.
but that is actual content.

17 July 2008

Parody of a Parody


Michelle and Barack, discussing whether the potato salad is better than the cole slaw for the upcoming 4th of July Picnic.

15 July 2008

Lo, Prices Every Day

I do not prize the word 'cheap.' It is not a word of hope, nor a word of cheer. It is not a word of inspiration. It is the badge of poverty. The signal of distress. Cheap merchandise means cheap men, cheap men means a cheap country.
W.McKinley
Thank you Wal-Mart.

10 July 2008

Draft is Ok, despite 14th Amendment

Personally, I think they’re both wrong. The moral argument against the draft has been well established:

The draft is a form of slavery. There is no way around it. Compelling a person to work for the state is involuntary servitude. ... Conscription is slavery, and if it returns, any arguments over whether America is a free country become obsolete. No nation is free when its government seizes not just the products, but the very means, of labor from its young.

Conscripting young people to do public service is just as much a form of slavery as conscripting them to go and fight in a war.


wrong, the one exception is defence of your home country.

07 July 2008

W M D

The removal of 550 metric tons of "yellowcake" - the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment - was a significant step toward closing the books on Saddam's nuclear legacy. It also brought relief to U.S. and Iraqi authorities who had worried the cache would reach insurgents or smugglers crossing to Iran to aid its nuclear ambitions.

What's now left is the final and complicated push to clean up the remaining radioactive debris at the former Tuwaitha nuclear complex about 12 miles south of Baghdad - using teams that include Iraqi experts recently trained in the Chernobyl fallout zone in Ukraine.

"Everyone is very happy to have this safely out of Iraq," said a senior U.S. official who outlined the nearly three-month operation to The Associated Press.


But Remember, there were no WMD, we went to Iraq for cheap oil.

05 July 2008

Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft

Your Tax Dollars at Work.

Speed Limit Enforcement.

There's a green idea.

Work Work Work

Bicoastal
I work both sides of the York and the James.

04 July 2008

People Problems

MANILOSIS (n.): 1. A disease which causes the afflicted person to cite the disagreeing political viewpoints of others, and react to the disagreement by eschewing any juxtaposition between them and himself, perhaps out of the fear that his arguments will be revealed as insubstantial or logically tenuous if challenged.

2. The irrational prognostication that known political disagreements, will everlastingly remain the only matters of discussion, coupled with an equally irrational sensibility that politically-differing individuals cannot be friends.

3. The delusion that showcasing this disease and the suffering from it, is in fact the manifestation of some kind of ethical or philosophical principle.

4. The insistence that political agendas that would, if enacted, by design have profound effects upon the lives of everyone, must be deliberated and refined only in the presence of some.

There is no known cure. There is thought to be some hope for the afflicted, but the patient has to want to change.


I disagree, the cure is consistent winning friendship. Hate and delusion are over come by good deeds and insistence on the positive truth.

01 July 2008

Kool Blawgs

Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Truly!.

I am going ahead with my tan, the waiting staff, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day is full to overflowing from the second star on the right, straight on to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am hoping one day they will call me 'mummy' again. my kids think I don't make sense any more.

I make a solemn vow I will try to remember my blog password more often in future. What? The Piccaninnies say I have to!.

20 June 2008

Chauffeur Stories

"Gee but it's great to be back home ; Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend ; And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree ; It's the same old story, yeah
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"

Satisfied

"Deputy Sheriff said to me ; "Tell me what you come here for, boy
You better get your bags and flee ; You're in trouble, boy
And now you're heading into more" ; It's the same old story
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"

Satisfied
Starting the new series on Chauffeur Stories

10 June 2008

Lame Humor 307


How about a mennonite carpentry crew called "strict constructionists"

22 May 2008

Being a Dancer Gives me the Edge

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plus as one lady told me, i'm a great guy, but I have a cruel streak 12 inches wide.

13 May 2008

Happy Mother's Day


Evelyn and Stephanie