Global Warming Crack-Heads

Washington, DC -- UK's
Lord Christopher Monckton, a former science advisor to Prime Minister Margaret
Thatcher, claimed House Democrats have refused to allow him to appear alongside
former Vice President Al Gore at a high profile global warming hearing on Friday
April 24, 2009 at 10am in Washington. Monckton told Climate
Depot that the Democrats rescinded his scheduled joint
appearance at the House Energy and Commerce hearing on Friday. Monckton said he
was informed that he would not be allowed to testify alongside Gore when his
plane landed from England Thursday afternoon.

“The House Democrats don't want Gore humiliated, so they slammed the
door of the Capitol in my face,” Monckton told Climate
Depot in an exclusive interview. “They are
cowards.”

Tubular Delineators

Did you know that the white plastic lane dividers are officially called Tubular Delineators ?

That's their Official Nomenclature in the

Huge Catalog of Government Particulars.

Anyways, they've recently finished installing the new ones at the interchange at Interstate 64, the Jefferson Ave. off ramp.  These delineators are pristine, shiny, reflective, and give the roadway a professional and safe appearance. These traffic control devices are sure to please, combining durability with high-visibility. Using the highest quality material, these products are designed to withstand repeated high-speed impact with moving vehicles. When looking for barriers to regulate your traffic, look no further than Tubular Delineators.

Now there's only a few  things to do at this particular intersection: go live in Kiln Creek, go Work at Ferguson, have a scone at Panera, Leave from the Airport, or go Shop at Wal-Mart. 

Oh my gosh do the people go shop at Walmart like mad.  Soldiers, Rednecks and Sailors will leave the Interstate where they were doing 70mph to  zoom across 3 lanes of oncoming traffic  that is going 45 mph to get a new pair of chinese flip-flops and and a mark-down "Party of Five" DVD at the Wal-Marts. That's why the city has the strict lane control. They want the (theoretically) merging drivers to yield and  go to the next light, and enter Wal-Mart's lot in a calm and rational manner, via the second entrance. That way persons already on Jefferson can safely and calmly use the first entrance.

This is the theory I've laid out for you, and its backed up with careful reports and pamphlets from the NN Civil Engineers. BUT The harsh reality is that some chain-smoking nimrod talking on their cell-phone while their brats play "punch buggy" in the back seat is going to swerve wide and leave a Subaru shaped impact on half a dozen of these clean white posts, some of which will give up the ghost, no doubt to be flung into the mulch around the median's little mulberry trees.

You know it's gonna be true; the only question is when? That's where you come in. We're going to bet on it. I've set an arbitrary date of about a year from now as the cut-off. April 1st, 2010, that's the number.  What I want is everbody to leave their name and date of bet in the comments (either here on on my facebook page)  So your entry should look like "Vicki Davis, Sept. 1st". This let's me know who you are and when you think is the closest date (without going over)  to The Big Wipe-Out.

If two people pick the same correct date, then the tie breaker will be the earlier time mark of their comment. 2 other things to note:

A) If it's a tragedy, and people are killed or paralyzed in a pile-up that wipes out the cones, then that's Not Funny Anymore, and I'll donate any prize money to some appropriate charity in their names.

B) If we get to next April and all the pretty markers are still standing, I'll have a party for everyone.

Other rules. You ought to live on or near the Virginia Peninsula. You have to be someone I know.

Yes there will be a physical prize of some value. Only one bet per person. Yes you can have more than one bet per family, but each person has to be someone I know. 

 No I don't know what the prize is yet. but it will be worth the 5 minutes it takes you to read this, leave a comment, and place your bet. The prize may very well be a Wal-Mart gift card.

Zodiac

 

Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?
      Tell Me, if you have understanding.

Who determined its measurements?
      Surely you know! Or who stretched the line upon it?

To what were its foundations fastened?
      Or who laid its cornerstone,

When the morning stars sang together,
      And all the sons of God shouted for joy?

 

"Have you commanded the morning since your days began,
      And caused the dawn to know its place,

That it might take hold of the ends of the earth,
      And the wicked be shaken out of it?

 

" Where is the way to the dwelling of light?
      And darkness, where is its place,

That you may take it to its territory,
      That you may know the paths to its home?

 

Do you know it, because you were born then,
      Or because the number of your days is great? 

 

By what way is light diffused,
      Or the east wind scattered over the earth?

 

"Can you bind the cluster of the Pleiades,
      Or loose the belt of Orion?

Can you bring out Constellations in their season?
     Or can you guide Ursa Major with her cubs?

Do you know the ordinances of the heavens?
      Can you set their dominion over the earth?

 

Who has put wisdom in the mind?
      Or who has given understanding to the heart?

Who can number the clouds by wisdom?
      Or who can pour out the bottles of heaven?

 - - - thus says the Lord of Heaven

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Elliott D. - - - - - - -

Obama

Forty-Fifth Birthday

forty five years ago there was 32 inches of snow on the ground, and my mom had to wade uphill to the hospital to bear me.

They sucked me in.

Facebook Junk:

http://profile.to/egyptoid

Rollercoaster of the Gods

Houston, Got the Ways and Means, too close to New Orleans

Let me just tell you, Congressional/Executive Branch Scumbag, Esq., if you do this… if you take this turn… I won’t even think twice. I will move my firm to Switzerland, or to London before the year is out. Those employees who do not follow me, I will have to fire. The corporate taxes I pay will no longer be yours. Instead, they will go to something useful, like a nice tunnel through a mountain for high speed trains that actually work. Further, I will dedicate a substantial portion of my personal time, effort and capital to frustrating your every attempt to collect personal taxes on me thereafter- given your draconian anti-expatriation laws. But that’s not all. My job is to make money for my clients, in whatever way I can. I will short your flagging financial firms mercilessly and remorselessly. I will buy QGRI puts to bet against any firm that took bailout money. I will buy credit default swaps on every firm you put your greasy paws on, because I know your fingerprints are laced with poison. For every boneheaded centralist move you make, I will be there, profiting from your lunacy. I will never again take a client who pays taxes in the United States. I will not permit any capital or profit to be diverted to any such. I will do this because in the same way you believe it your divine right to punish “greed,” I consider it my duty to punish the stupidity and arrogance that is central planning, and because I believe in economic freedom.

Much more Classy then our Democratic Ex-Presidents

Former President George W. Bush says he won't criticize President Barack Obama because Obama "deserves my silence," and says he plans to write a book about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office. Bush's speech Tuesday at a luncheon in Calgary, Alberta was his first since leaving office.

He declined to comment about the Obama administration like former Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney said Sunday that Obama's decisions are threatening the nation's safety.

the New Chant

Liberal Protestors used to chant:
Bush Lied, Kids Died !

Now all Americans can truthfully chant:
Barack Hussein Lied, Economy Died !

To My Friend Chuck

See, in life, Turnitsa, different people want different things. Some want large fortunes, some want carnal knowledge of vast number of the opposite, or indeed their own sex, and some want to write down the numbers of all the British rail diesel locomotives currently in service. 

Chacun à son goût. 

Me, my single aim in life is to send the finest, best presented blog postings through this marquee here. That’s it! And if it’s at the cost of a few human lives, well, that’s fine by me.

Fwd: Special offer for Magic Pokemon and Yugioh players

HONKING OBAMA UNICORN SPECIAL CARD

That's when it hit me: The kids were calling ME "dread lord"

Barack Obama - Light Weight

why did people think this college dude could govern?

I gave up on the MISTAKES line, I ran out of time and energy.

Obama is making mistakes faster than even Jimmy Carter on Viagra. Tax Cheats, Alarmism, Double-Speak, meddling with Exec. Pay, not waiting his 5 days, medlling with India, I mean the list is spectacular. He's a Mistake Making Machine ! This is why his "3x5 card resume" matters folks, he can't lead.

Fortunately, if Obama gets to replace Ginsburg, anyone will be centrist compared to her. I think.

Tax Cheats in DC

So tempting not to pay your taxes.

Rubber Stamp instead...

Blogging Overdrive

Oh well

I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. Today was a loss, not that it matters. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Current Mood:  blank No Comments

Blogging Maniac

Peter Pan! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe how much more of a drama I could make that. Not just a second one..

I am totally exhausted with an awfully big adventure, hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being the life of the party to my employer, my day is passing in a blur from dawn to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. but never say never.

I won't promise anything to you but I will blog about it when I find my way home. Fully! Until my paycheck dawneth..

Mistake Machine

and the hits just keep on coming:

Obama's 1st interview: Al-Arabiya TV.

Obama Mistake Machine

Mistake Logbook:

Marrying Michelle doesn't count, since it occurred before he took office.

But there she is opening her huge mouth, whining that the Beanie Babie Corporation made (cute and complimentary) dolls that look like her children. The term "private" does not belong with anything at the White House, Mrs. Hussein. 

I'm certain MHO never snickered at the tabloid trash reported on Jenna Bush...

DAY TWO: OBMA GOOFS

Goof 3, day2. Can I keep up with his pace?

Obama reverses Abortion funding, making it easier to kill babies. Wonderful.

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Goof 4, day2. Let the record show...

Obama strikes at Rush Limbaugh, and gloats about his victory.

You can tell bad managers at your job.

You know the kind, that can't just be comfortable having power,

they have to wield it, even when inappropriate.

Here's a clue: if Obama (and his Legislature) had good ideas,

they wouldnt need verbal defending, would they much?

Mistakes of Obama

DAY ONE:

Item One: first person called from White House Phone:

President Abbas of HAMAS. (The racists who kill our allies)

Item Two: First Item On Agenda:

Begin closure of prison at Gitmo. (the safe place terrorists are kept)

With a start like this, how soon will he/we implode?

This blog will practically write itself from now on...