20 June 2008

Chauffeur Stories

"Gee but it's great to be back home ; Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend ; And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree ; It's the same old story, yeah
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"

Satisfied

"Deputy Sheriff said to me ; "Tell me what you come here for, boy
You better get your bags and flee ; You're in trouble, boy
And now you're heading into more" ; It's the same old story
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"

Satisfied
Starting the new series on Chauffeur Stories

10 June 2008

Lame Humor 307


How about a mennonite carpentry crew called "strict constructionists"