15 December 2008

Deposition on Barak Hussein Obama

Q. Mr. Egyptoid, you know Mr. Hussein Obama well; do you not?

A. I have known Mr. Hussein Obama for a long time. I first got closely asso-ciated with him in the summer of 1999 in connection with some alleged community work. Later in Illinois and after Illinois I knew him. I met him frequently, but I was not particularly closely associated with him, and I did not discuss with him very frequently or in very great detail matters outside of business matters.

Q. To simplify the issues here, perhaps, let me ask you this question: Is it your intention in anything that you are about to testify to, to suggest that Mr. Hussein Obama is disloyal to the United States?

A. I do not want to suggest anything of the kind. I know Hussein Obama as an intellectually most alert and very complicated person, and I think it would be presumptuous and wrong on my part if I would try in any way to analyze his motives. But I have always assumed, and I now assume that he is loyal to the United States. I believe this, and I shall believe it until I see very conclusive proof to the opposite.

Q. Now, a question which is the corollary of that. Do you or do you not believe that Mr. Hussein Obama is a security risk?

A. In a great number of cases I have seen Mr. Hussein Obama act - I under-stood that Mr. Hussein Obama acted in a way which for me was exceedingly hard to understand. I thoroughly disagreed with him in numerous issues and his actions frankly appeared to me confused and complicated. To this extent I feel that I would like to see the vital interests of this country in hands which I understand better, and therefore trust more.

In this very limited sense I would like to express a feeling that I would feel personally more secure if public matters would rest in other hands.

14 December 2008

Grace of God

the Korean man in San Diego, who lost his entire family...
  • did not blame the military pilot for what was an accident.
  • wished that the pilot would not suffer for his mistake.
  • complimented the pilot for his military service.
all these comments made while his wife, babies, and grandmother were laying dead ...
Later he said this:
"I know there are many people who have experienced more terrible things," Yoon said. "But, please, tell me how to do it. I don't know what to do."
Since he had already had the composure and selflessness to make the first three statements, 
I'd say he's alreay on his way.

13 December 2008

Jedi Politics

For the last several years, we’ve heard a lot about “new politics.” We are going to start fresh and put aside the old politics and the old ways. So far, it looks like Obama did nothing wrong, and I hope that remains the case. But it’s worth remembering that there really isn’t any such thing as a “new politics.” Politics is eternal because human nature is unchanging. Even Barack Obama, hero-saint light-worker Jedi Knight Messiah that he is, came from a political culture that would not be unrecognizable to Caligula
Got to quote anyone who works a star wars reference into modern politics

12 December 2008

Joe Biden was hospital ized today because of cramps due to an eleven inch wide grin he'd been sporting since Tuesday

Silly Conservative, Transparency is for the Dumb People

If you submit a question to Obama's website that doesn't fit the "agenda", it will be censored.

10 December 2008


UN Blowback: More Than 650 International Scientists Dissent Over Man-Made Global Warming Claims

Study: Half of warming due to Sun! –Sea Levels Fail to Rise? - Warming Fears in 'Dustbin of History'   

POZNAN, Poland - The UN global warming conference currently underway in Poland is about to face a serious challenge from over 650 dissenting scientists from around the globe who are criticizing the climate claims made by the UN IPCC and former Vice President Al Gore.  Set for release this week, a newly updated U.S. Senate Minority Report features the dissenting voices of over 650 international scientists, many current and former UN IPCC scientists, who have now turned against the UN. The report has added about 250 scientists (and growing) in 2008 to the over 400 scientists who spoke out in 2007The over 650 dissenting scientists are more than 12 times the number of UN scientists (52) who authored the media hyped IPCC 2007 Summary for Policymakers.

The U.S. Senate report is the latest evidence of the growing groundswell of scientific opposition rising to challenge the UN and Gore. Scientific meetings are now being dominated by a growing number of skeptical scientists. The prestigious International Geological Congress, dubbed the geologists' equivalent of the Olympic Games, washeld in Norway in August 2008 and prominently featured the voices and views of scientists skeptical of man-made global warming fears. [See Full report Here: & See:Skeptical scientists overwhelm conference: '2/3 of presenters and question-askers were hostile to, even dismissive of, the UN IPCC' ]

Full Senate Report Set To Be Released in the Next 24 Hours – Stay Tuned… 

A hint of what the upcoming report contains:    

“I am a skeptic…Global warming has become a new religion.” - Nobel Prize Winner for Physics, Ivar Giaever.   

“Since I am no longer affiliated with any organization nor receiving any funding, I can speak quite frankly….As a scientist I remain skeptical.” - Atmospheric Scientist Dr. Joanne Simpson, the first woman in the world to receive a PhD in meteorology  and formerly of NASA who has authored more than 190 studies and has been called “among the most preeminent scientists of the last 100 years.”  

Free At Last!

03 December 2008

Mantra ?

Lets strive for the free speech that liberals used to believe in, 

Permit the economic freedom that conservatives used to believe in, 

Enjoy the personal freedom that America used to believe in.

and Believe in them like they're here today.

29 November 2008

Is Change still the Touch-Stone Word?

"However, the Secret Service agency does not desire or solicit information pertaining to individuals or groups expressing legitimate criticism of, or political opposition to, the policies and decisions of the government or government officials." 

Let's get as close as possible without going over the line 
for Barack Hussein Obama

28 November 2008

27 November 2008

Star Spangled Banner

thanksgiving is the premier American holiday.
Be thankful we haven't had another September 11th.

26 November 2008

Electoral Collage Map

B. Hussein O. said there was to be no more of this 
"Red-State, Blue-State" stuff, and he was right!!!

24 November 2008

Gilligan Never Got off the Island, Either

Co-Starring Bill and Hillary as Thurston and Lovey.

23 November 2008

Thankful for the US Air Force

So: we are up in the mountains at about 0100 hrs looking for a bad guy that we thought was in the area. Here are ten of us, pitch black, crystal clear night, about 25 degrees. We know there are bad guys in the area; a few shots have been fired but no big deal. We decide that we need air cover and the only thing in the area is a solo B-1 bomber. He flies around at about 20,000 feet and tells us there is nothing in the area. He then asks if we would like a low level show of force.

Stupid question. Of course we tell him yes.

The controller who is attached to the team then is heard talking to the pilot. Pilot asks if we want it subsonic or supersonic.

Very stupid question.

Pilot advises he is twenty miles out and stand by. The controller gets us all sitting down in a line and points out the proper location.

You have to picture this. Pitch black, ten killers sitting down,dead quiet and overlooking this about 30 mile long valley. All of a sudden, way out (below our level) you see a set of four 200' white flames coming at us.

The controller says, "Ah-- guys-- you might want to plug your ears".

Faster than you can think a B-1, supersonic, 1000' over our heads, blasts the sound barrier and it feels like God just hit you in the head with a jack-hammer". He then stands it straight up with 4 white trails of flame coming out and disappears."

Cost of gas for that: Probably $50,000
Hearing damage: For certain
Bunch of Taliban thinking twice about shooting at us: Priceless

Happy Thanksgiving !

22 November 2008

Is Obama a Muslim ?

Not really, his "religion" is humanistic socialism. The time he gaffed and said "his muslim background" it wasn't because he was fondly remembers his islamic childhood, its because he always fishing for a, uh, a, uh, word to convey what he thinks the audience wants to hear. He just stumbled.

19 November 2008

18 November 2008

13 November 2008

I was Not Born in a Socialist country

Unlike the rabid democrats, who called for Bush's impeachment before the ink on the inauguration invites was dry, I'm going to wait until Barack Hussein Obama does something treasonous or blatantly unamerican.

He was elected president fairly (by the media and its followers), and so he will be my president,
like I said, unless and until.

“In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you
take.”-Adlai E. Stevenson

11 November 2008

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look
upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.


I wonder if man of the world Hussein Obama has read this man's works ?

06 November 2008

05 November 2008

Secret service list
Patriot watch

101 Responses to An Obama Presidency...

Barack Hussein Obama, a wholly owned subsidiary of Euro-Trash Incorporated,  was crowned Caliph last night at a ceremony in New Mecca. In a moving series of prayers facing New Mecca, B.H.O. vowed that there would be no more of this Red State Blue Stae nonsense, and heretofore institutions would be rated with different colors, such as red, black, yellow, and green. 

I, for one, welcome our new Islamic overlords, 
and I intend to fully support our Grifter-in-Chief 
as he leads us for the next four years.

And if Obama is such a great choice for America, why all the celebrations in the streets of such places as Palestine, Algeria, Iran, and Syria ?

Even though there were tons of fraudulent votes cast, there were still enough idiots legally voting for the socialist it doesnt matter. But people should still go to jail. Oh wait, is that racist of me to wish that?

04 November 2008

If Only this were the Obama motto...

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
-- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

15 October 2008

Wasilla Times

"It was so Wasilla."

Sarah Palin, Wasilla mayor, after officiating at a 1999
wedding at the local Wal-Mart store.



Recipe by Alaska Fisherman Sarah Palin
Wasilla, Alaska

  • 1 can (12 oz.) tomato sauce
  • 1/4 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup molases
  • 3 tbsp. ketchup
  • 2 tbsp. apple cider vinegar
  • 2 tbsp. dried minced onion
  • 1 tbsp. Worcestershure sauce
  • 1 tbsp. mustard
  • 1 tbsp. dried bell pepper dices
  • 1/4 tsp. each cinnamon and nutmeg
  • 4 to 6 Alaska salmon fillets or steaks (4 to 6 oz. each)

Blend all ingredients, except seafood, in bowl; let set 10 to 15 minutes. Dip seafood into sauce, then place on hot oiled grill, not directly over heat source (coals or gas). Cover and vent. Cook about 6 to 12 minutes per inch of thickness, brushing with extra sauce, if desired. Do not overcook or burn edges.

Makes 4 to 6 servings.

Also great with Alaska halibut or cod!

If you have any questions about Alaska seafood write to ASMI at:


10 October 2008

Sarah Palin

Why they Hate Sarah Palin:

Average Woman, or Sarah Palin
AW: tried career first
SP: had the kids first

AW: tried several men out
SP: took the high school sweet heart

AW: busted a marriage or two
SP: stuck with it

AW: lost self in an unfulfilling career
SP: got into career later in life, after home was established

AW: found that home was hard to make during career/economic woes
SP: had a solid base at home from which to launch into career later

AW: probably aborted a baby
SP: had them all

AW: wonders why their kids hate day care
SP: seems to balance family time well.

AW: looked in the mirror five years into career, disbelieving she was still stuck there.
SP: didn't have much time to look in the mirror

AW: rejected the divine
SP: realized there was more to life than what you see here

09 October 2008

Mother Talkers - Wrong Again.


the problem with their conclusions is that they the statistics given relate to children of conservatives. Their liberal children will develop much later, so as to better ingrain the sense of entitlement.

08 October 2008

Barack Hussein Obama

- Barack Obama's father was a Marxist economist or that his mother Stanley came from radical far-left roots.

- Obama's childhood mentor Frank Marshall Davis was a famous communist poet.

- Jeremiah Wright, Obama's pastor, counselor and spiritual mentor of 20 years is a racist, America-hating radical.

- Michael Phleger, Obama's other spiritual mentor is every bit as extreme as Wright.

- his wife Michelle has never been really that proud of America, or that she thinks this country is "mean".

- Obama refused to wear a flag, or that he refused to salute it during the national anthem.

- Obama's political and financial benefactor William Ayers is an unrepentant radical socialist terrorist.

- Bernadine Dohrn regrets that she didn't kill more people back in the 1960s.

- Alice Palmer, Obama's political mentor in Chicago, was a communist propagandist.

- Obama was a member of the radical socialist New Party or that he ran as a candidate for public office under their far-left platform.

- Obama was an agitator, trainer and attorney for the corrupt and radical-left ACORN.

27 September 2008

McCain-Obama Debate - 1

to me , McCain won, but just by a fraction. He nailed Barack on the "my own seal, yet" and McCain didnt interrupt or speak over Barack but maybe twice. Obama looked like an amateur because he kept butting in while McCain was still speaking.

24 September 2008

Obama's Resume

1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — ‘not available’
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — ‘not available’
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13.Your Record of baptism — Not released or ‘not available’
14. Your Illinois State Senate records — ‘not available’

11 September 2008

Remember September 11th

According to stats only 23,900 Al Qaeda members (or allies) have been killed so far in the Iraq war, and then 15,000 in the Afghan theatre.

That's 39,000 Islamo-fascists dead.

3,000 free persons died 7 years ago during the 9/11 attacks. Plus in Afghanistan 500+ war casualties, plus 6,300 wounded. Add in the 4,150 casualties and 30,000 wounded in Iraq.

That's 44,065 losses to America and Freedom from actions the Islamic Fanatics started.

By my calculations, we need to kill 489,280 more Islamic Terrorists to call it even. That is, if we give a fair market value of one-twelfth of a human life to an Islamic Terrorist.

20 August 2008

Your Servant; G.Washington

"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness - these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them."
* * * *
George Washington _ Farewell Address _ Philadelphia
_ September 7, 1796

15 August 2008

Current Olympics are Fake, Esp. Chinese Ones

Remember, Mark Spitz was a true amateur in a tiny Speedo bikini with a hirsute body to slow him down. This guy, Phelps, is a well-paid, vitamin/electrolyte/magic protein-engorged professional encased in a second-skin cheater's uniform.

quote of the week

05 August 2008

Engineeringly Ept

Are you an Engineer ?
how well did you do on this pop quiz ?

1: What does a camshaft do?

2: What is a vertical flyback interval?

3: What role does expansion play in refrigeration?

4: What does an address bus do?

5: Timed delay of arrival is the basis of what common technological service?

6: What is the role of a CCD in a digital camera?

7: Name any spacecraft now in orbit around anything.

8: What does TCP/IP stand for?

9: What is the purpose of a torque wrench?

10: name any two active elements (from the periodic table) used in the workings of the plasma TV?

Egyptoid got extra credit on 7
and E. knew 1,3,6,8,9
but E. guessed 4,5
E. unknown on 2,10

the Rebuilder got 2 of them, maybe 3 of them wrong.

04 August 2008

Global Warming is not Man-Made

BIO Note: Physicist Walter Cunningham, an award-winning NASA Apollo 7 Astronaut, was the recipient of the NASA Exceptional Service Medal and Navy Astronaut Wings, the 1969 Haley Astronautics Award and named to Named to the International Space Hall of Fame. Cunningham is a member of the American Geophysical Union and fellow of the American Astronautical Society. He also worked as a scientist for the RAND Corporation prior to joining NASA. While with RAND, he worked on classified defense studies and problems of the earth’s magnetosphere. He has accumulated more than 4,500 hours of flying time, including more than 3,400 in jet aircraft and 263 hours in space.

For Complete bio see: http://www.waltercunningham.com/introduction.htm


It doesn’t help that NASA scientist James Hansen was one of the early alarmists claiming humans caused global warming. Hansen is a political activist who spreads fear even when NASA’s own data contradict him. [...] NASA should be at the forefront in the collection of scientific evidence and debunking the current hysteria over human-caused, or Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW). Unfortunately, it is becoming just another agency caught up in the politics of global warming, or worse, politicized science. Advocacy is replacing objective evaluation of data, while scientific data is being ignored in favor of emotions and politics. [...] I do see hopeful signs that some true believers are beginning to harbor doubts about AGW. Let’s hope that NASA can focus the global warming discussion back on scientific evidence before we perpetrate an economic disaster on ourselves.

When Miss Pelosi speaks of saving the planet, check your pocketbook.

28 July 2008

How Not To Be A Blogger

Generating Content is a Plus

Sexist patriarchal oppressor Vox Day offers a list of suggestions for women bloggers who want to be taken seriously:
  • 1. Have at least half a brain and demonstrate that it actually functions by not writing egregiously stupid stuff.
  • 2. At least 75 percent of your posts should have nothing to do with you or your life.
  • 3. Don't post a picture or talk about your romantic life, your children or your pets.
  • 4. Don't threaten to quit blogging every time anyone criticizes you.
  • 5. Learn how to defend your positions with facts and logic instead of passive-aggressive parthian shots fired off as you run away.
No. 2 and No. 3 are the real deal-killers for a lot of women. There is a remarkable tendency of (some) women to imagine that other people are interested in their narrow personal concerns. This tendency expresses itself in the phenomenon of gossip, as well as in that unreadable literary genre, the feminist memoir.""

Well I havent done any stats on my blog. It started on the Katrina adventure,
delved into politics and religion, so whats left.
Actually much energy goes onto my gaming blog, regrettably.
but that is actual content.

17 July 2008

Parody of a Parody

Michelle and Barack, discussing whether the potato salad is better than the cole slaw for the upcoming 4th of July Picnic.

15 July 2008

Lo, Prices Every Day

I do not prize the word 'cheap.' It is not a word of hope, nor a word of cheer. It is not a word of inspiration. It is the badge of poverty. The signal of distress. Cheap merchandise means cheap men, cheap men means a cheap country.
Thank you Wal-Mart.

10 July 2008

Draft is Ok, despite 14th Amendment

Personally, I think they’re both wrong. The moral argument against the draft has been well established:

The draft is a form of slavery. There is no way around it. Compelling a person to work for the state is involuntary servitude. ... Conscription is slavery, and if it returns, any arguments over whether America is a free country become obsolete. No nation is free when its government seizes not just the products, but the very means, of labor from its young.

Conscripting young people to do public service is just as much a form of slavery as conscripting them to go and fight in a war.

wrong, the one exception is defence of your home country.

07 July 2008


The removal of 550 metric tons of "yellowcake" - the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment - was a significant step toward closing the books on Saddam's nuclear legacy. It also brought relief to U.S. and Iraqi authorities who had worried the cache would reach insurgents or smugglers crossing to Iran to aid its nuclear ambitions.

What's now left is the final and complicated push to clean up the remaining radioactive debris at the former Tuwaitha nuclear complex about 12 miles south of Baghdad - using teams that include Iraqi experts recently trained in the Chernobyl fallout zone in Ukraine.

"Everyone is very happy to have this safely out of Iraq," said a senior U.S. official who outlined the nearly three-month operation to The Associated Press.

But Remember, there were no WMD, we went to Iraq for cheap oil.

05 July 2008

Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft

Your Tax Dollars at Work.

Speed Limit Enforcement.

There's a green idea.

Work Work Work

I work both sides of the York and the James.

04 July 2008

People Problems

MANILOSIS (n.): 1. A disease which causes the afflicted person to cite the disagreeing political viewpoints of others, and react to the disagreement by eschewing any juxtaposition between them and himself, perhaps out of the fear that his arguments will be revealed as insubstantial or logically tenuous if challenged.

2. The irrational prognostication that known political disagreements, will everlastingly remain the only matters of discussion, coupled with an equally irrational sensibility that politically-differing individuals cannot be friends.

3. The delusion that showcasing this disease and the suffering from it, is in fact the manifestation of some kind of ethical or philosophical principle.

4. The insistence that political agendas that would, if enacted, by design have profound effects upon the lives of everyone, must be deliberated and refined only in the presence of some.

There is no known cure. There is thought to be some hope for the afflicted, but the patient has to want to change.

I disagree, the cure is consistent winning friendship. Hate and delusion are over come by good deeds and insistence on the positive truth.

01 July 2008

Kool Blawgs

Abject apologies I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Truly!.

I am going ahead with my tan, the waiting staff, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day is full to overflowing from the second star on the right, straight on to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am hoping one day they will call me 'mummy' again. my kids think I don't make sense any more.

I make a solemn vow I will try to remember my blog password more often in future. What? The Piccaninnies say I have to!.

20 June 2008

Chauffeur Stories

"Gee but it's great to be back home ; Home is where I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend ; And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree ; It's the same old story, yeah
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"


"Deputy Sheriff said to me ; "Tell me what you come here for, boy
You better get your bags and flee ; You're in trouble, boy
And now you're heading into more" ; It's the same old story
Everywhere I go ; I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied"

Starting the new series on Chauffeur Stories

10 June 2008

Lame Humor 307

How about a mennonite carpentry crew called "strict constructionists"

22 May 2008

Being a Dancer Gives me the Edge


Created by OnePlusYou - a Free Dating Site

plus as one lady told me, i'm a great guy, but I have a cruel streak 12 inches wide.

13 May 2008

22 April 2008

Its in the Consitution soon

A Proposed Constitutional Amendment
(Note the need for this Amendment at the end)

Background and justification to Amendment 28
(self-defense/survival measure)

Whereas; Religion is defined as an institution dedicated to improving social conscience and promoting individual and societal spiritual growth in a way that is harmless to others not participating in or practicing the same;

Whereas; the United States of America was founded on the ideals of individual rights, including the individual right to practice one’s religion of choice, or no religion, and that there would be no compulsion of religion, nor state sanctioned religion, nor a 'religious test' for participation in the body politic;

Whereas; Islam includes a complete political and social structure, encompassed by its religious law, Sharia, that supercedes any civil law and that Islam mandates that no secular or democratic institutions are to be superior to Islamic law;

Whereas; Islam preaches that it and it alone is the true religion and that Islam will dominate the world and supplant all other religions and democratic institutions;

Whereas; Saudi Arabia , the spiritual home of Islam does not permit the practice of any other religion on its soil and even 'moderate' Muslims states such as Turkey and Malaysia actively suppress other religions;

Whereas; Islam includes as its basic tenant the spread of the faith by any and all means necessary, including violent conquest of non-believers, and demands of its followers that they implement violent jihad (holy war) against those un-willing to convert or submit to Islam, including by deception and subversion of existing institutions;

Whereas; on 9/11/2001 19 Muslim hijackers acting in the name of Islam killed 3,000 Americans, and numerous other acts of terrorism have been directed at the American people around the world;

Whereas; representatives of Islam around the world including Osama Bin Laden (architect of 9/11), the government of Iran including Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, HAMAS, Hezbollah, and other Islamic groups have declared jihad (war) on America, and regularly declare that America should cease to exist;

Whereas; there is no organized Islamic opposition to violent proponents of Islam;

Therefore: Islam is not a religion, but a political ideology more akin to Fascism and totally in opposition to the ideals of freedom as described in the United States Constitution, especially the Bill of Rights.

Be it resolved that the following Amendment to the Constitution be adopted:

Article I

The social/political/ideological system known around the world as Islam is not recognized in the United States as a religion. The practice of Islam is therefore not protected under the 1st Amendment as to freedom of religion and speech.

Article II

As representatives of Islam around the world have declared war, and committed acts of war, against the United States and its democratic allies around the world, Islam is hereby declared an enemy of the United States and its practice within the United States is now prohibited.

Article III

Immediately upon passage of this Amendment all Mosques, schools and Muslim places of worship and religious training are to be closed, converted to other uses, or destroyed. Proceeds from sales of such properties may be distributed to congregations of said places but full disclosure of all proceeds shall be made to an appropriate agency as determined by Congress.

No compensation is to be offered by Federal or State agencies for losses on such properties however Federal funding is to be available for the demolishing of said structures if other disposition cannot be made.

The preaching of Islam in Mosques, Schools, and other venues is prohibited. The subject of Islam may be taught in a post high school academic environment provided that instruction include discussion of Islam’s history of violence, conquest, and its ongoing war on democratic and other non-Islamic values.

The preaching or advocating of Islamic ideals of world domination, destruction of America and democratic institutions, jihad against Judaism, Christianity and other religions, and advocating the implementation of Sharia law shall in all cases be punishable by fines, imprisonment, deportation, and death as proscribed by Congress.

Violent expressions of these and other Muslim goals, or the material support of those both in the United States and around the world who seek to advance these Islamic goals shall be punishable by death. Muslims will be denied the opportunity to immigrate to the United States .

Article IV

Nothing in this amendment shall be construed as authorizing the discrimination against, of violence upon, nor repudiation of the individual rights of those Americans professing to be Muslim. The individual right of conscience is sacrosanct and the practice of Islam within the privacy of home and self is strictly protected to the extent that such individuals do not violate the prohibitions described in Article III.

16 April 2008

Big Bad Wolf

okay, so he's really a Medium Ornery Keeshond.

but you know, if the Wolf had been this cute,
Little Red Riding Hood would have switched sides,
thrown Grandma under the bus . . .

06 April 2008

Cheaper than Actual Content

code by MinadeBlogs.com code by MinadeBlogs.comcode by MinadeBlogs.com

my name in lights, my Mom will be so proud

02 April 2008

Repairing the Broken

From An Elementary School Teacher..

He came to my desk with a quivering lip,
The lesson was done.
Have you a new sheet for me dear teacher,
I've spoiled this one.

I took his sheet all soiled and blotted,
Gave him a new one all unspotted.
And into his tired heart I cried,
Do better now, my child.

I went to the throne with a trembling heart,
The day was done.
Have you a new day for me dear Master,
I've spoiled this one.

He took my day all soiled and blotted,
Gave me a new one all unspotted.
And into my tired heart He cried,
Do better now, My child.

A new day, a new beginning. Ask anyone who's gone wrong,
you'll know what a thrill it is to be told you're forgiven.

via Ravi Zacharias

21 March 2008

Uncommon Ground

Uncommon Ground

Elwood, the Band !

Original Artwork by Vince Riley

16 March 2008

Spring Break Was Boring, Did Homework Instead of Partying

Department of Peace Studies,

Old Dominion Univ. Thesis of Modern Polity

In the works of Burroughs, a predominant concept is the concept of patriarchial sexuality. It could be said that if Derridaist reading holds, the works of Burroughs are reminiscent of Mapplethorpe.

The main theme of the works of Burroughs is the paradigm of precultural sexual identity. An abundance of theories concerning not, in fact, narrative, but subnarrative may be found. Thus, Sontag’s model of conceptual discourse holds that narrative comes from communication, given that art is equal to sexuality.

In the works of Burroughs, a predominant concept is the distinction between destruction and creation. Foucault promotes the use of modernist objectivism to analyse class. But Lyotard uses the term ‘conceptual discourse’ to denote the rubicon, and some would say the futility, of neocapitalist reality.

In Naked Lunch, Burroughs deconstructs Marxist capitalism; in Junky, although, he affirms constructive nationalism. Thus, the characteristic theme of Werther’s[1] critique of conceptual discourse is the bridge between sexual identity and class.

La Fournier[2] implies that the works of Burroughs are empowering. In a sense, Debord suggests the use of the neocapitalist paradigm of consensus to challenge class divisions.

The rubicon, and hence the collapse, of constructive nationalism depicted in Burroughs’s Port of Saints is also evident in The Ticket that Exploded, although in a more dialectic sense. But the subject is interpolated into a that includes sexuality as a paradox.

Many theories concerning modernist objectivism exist. It could be said that the subject is contextualised into a cultural paradigm of reality that includes reality as a whole.

An abundance of discourses concerning the role of the writer as observer may be revealed. However, Bataille promotes the use of constructive nationalism to deconstruct and read sexual identity.

2. Lacanist obscurity and neosemiotic Marxism

“Society is elitist,” says Foucault. The primary theme of the works of Burroughs is a self-fulfilling paradox. Thus, modernist objectivism holds that language serves to entrench sexism.

The main theme of Hamburger’s[3] essay on preconceptual objectivism is the dialectic, and subsequent genre, of semanticist sexual identity. Therefore, in Naked Lunch, Burroughs analyses modernist objectivism; in Port of Saints, however, he examines constructive nationalism.

If the neocultural paradigm of discourse holds, we have to choose between constructive nationalism and Marxist socialism. In a sense, the premise of neosemiotic Marxism states that society has intrinsic meaning.

3. Burroughs and constructive nationalism

If one examines neosemiotic Marxism, one is faced with a choice: either reject modernist objectivism or conclude that academe is part of the futility of reality. Baudrillard uses the term ‘material narrative’ to denote a mythopoetical reality. Therefore, any number of constructions concerning modernist objectivism exist.

“Consciousness is dead,” says Derrida. Marx suggests the use of subdialectic discourse to attack class divisions. It could be said that several desublimations concerning the economy, and some would say the futility, of textual class may be discovered.

“Sexual identity is part of the collapse of language,” says Debord; however, according to Tilton[4] , it is not so much sexual identity that is part of the collapse of language, but rather the genre, and eventually the collapse, of sexual identity. The primary theme of the works of Burroughs is the role of the poet as participant. But Sontag promotes the use of modernist objectivism to challenge class.

The main theme of Abian’s[5] analysis of neosemiotic Marxism is not narrative, but prenarrative. Constructive nationalism holds that sexual identity, perhaps ironically, has objective value, given that Baudrillard’s critique of postcultural deconstruction is invalid. Therefore, the subject is interpolated into a that includes consciousness as a whole.

The premise of Marxist class implies that narrative must come from the collective unconscious. However, Sontag uses the term ‘neosemiotic Marxism’ to denote the paradigm, and subsequent fatal flaw, of textual language.

The masculine/feminine distinction prevalent in Burroughs’s Naked Lunch emerges again in The Ticket that Exploded. In a sense, many discourses concerning constructive nationalism exist. One cannot forget the influences of Ayn Rand on the dialogue.

Sargeant[6] states that we have to choose between modernist objectivism and the presemiotic paradigm of consensus. Thus, the characteristic theme of the works of Fellini is the role of the reader as observer.

Foucault suggests the use of capitalist theory to deconstruct capitalism. Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a that includes truth as a paradox.

Postdialectic nihilism suggests that art is capable of significant form. But if constructive nationalism holds, we have to choose between capitalist materialism and predialectic textual theory.

The premise of constructive nationalism states that expression is a product of the masses. Therefore, Lyotard promotes the use of the neocultural paradigm of reality to modify and analyse sexual identity.

4. Modernist objectivism and dialectic desituationism

“Consciousness is responsible for class divisions,” says Derrida. The subject is interpolated into a that includes truth as a totality. It could be said that Marx suggests the use of constructive nationalism to attack hierarchy.

Bataille uses the term ‘modernist objectivism’ to denote a postcapitalist whole. However, the primary theme of Bailey’s[7] analysis of dialectic desituationism is the difference between culture and class.

Prinn[8] suggests that we have to choose between Baudrillardist hyperreality and subcultural capitalism. In a sense, the subject is contextualised into a that includes art as a totality.

5. Burroughs and Marxist capitalism

The characteristic theme of the works of Burroughs is the role of the reader as participant. The primary theme of von Ludwig’s[9] critique of dialectic desituationism is not theory, but pretheory. But the subject is interpolated into a that includes language as a reality.

If one examines constructive nationalism, one is faced with a choice: either accept textual Marxism or conclude that the task of the observer is deconstruction, but only if art is distinct from consciousness; otherwise, Foucault’s model of constructive nationalism is one of “predeconstructive dialectic theory”, and thus fundamentally used in the service of sexism. Dialectic desituationism holds that the establishment is part of the collapse of art. In a sense, Sartre promotes the use of the postcapitalist paradigm of context to modify sexual identity.

Debord’s model of modernist objectivism suggests that reality comes from communication, given that dialectic desituationism is valid. It could be said that an abundance of theories concerning the role of the poet as writer may be found.

Sartre uses the term ‘modernist objectivism’ to denote not desublimation per se, but subdesublimation. Thus, several theories concerning constructive nationalism exist.

If modernist objectivism holds, the works of Burroughs are modernistic. However, Derrida uses the term ‘constructive nationalism’ to denote the defining characteristic, and eventually the futility, of conceptual class.

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2. la Fournier, M. ed. (1989) Textual theory, Marxism and modernist objectivism. University of Michigan Press

3. Hamburger, K. U. (1971) The Genre of Expression: Constructive nationalism and modernist objectivism. Loompanics

4. Tilton, V. T. A. ed. (1989) Marxism, modernist objectivism and neocultural narrative. O’Reilly & Associates

5. Abian, L. Y. (1978) The Vermillion Key: Modernist objectivism and constructive nationalism. Yale University Press

6. Sargeant, S. ed. (1992) Modernist objectivism in the works of Fellini. University of Oregon Press

7. Bailey, J. B. P. (1981) The Futility of Society: Constructive nationalism in the works of Burroughs. O’Reilly & Associates

8. Prinn, T. ed. (1973) Marxism, conceptual narrative and modernist objectivism. And/Or Press

9. von Ludwig, W. D. (1984) Reading Derrida: Constructive nationalism and modernist objectivism. O’Reilly & Associates

11 February 2008

Hillary Rodham Empowerment

Wait I forget, should we vote for her because she's a woman,
or are we not supposed to notice her gender ?

Liberals confuse me...

08 February 2008

More data on "Global Warming"

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.

Michael Crichton

12 January 2008

Marion Jones versus Barry Bonds

Can someone please explain to me why Marion Jones is in jail,
and Barry Bonds is not ?

She gave up her medals and apologized.
Bonds still acts like a pompous ass and argues that there should be no asterisk next to his "home run record".