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		Lean Sensei / Program Manager Key Role: Maintain responsibility for overall program management in building a continuous process improvement program and standardized Lean implementation model for a large multi-functional organization. Work with organizations to re-design non-technical business processes. Manage smaller projects or segments of larger projects. Assist a business development team with writing and presenting proposals for moderately large or complex projects. Work in moderate to heavy contact with mid- and senior-level executives at the client. Apply proven project management skills. Support practice development initiatives and supervise and review the work of junior personnel. Functional/Industry Knowledge: -5 years of experience with direct program management directly related to CPI -Experience as a general manager, plant manager, or an equivalent managerial position, including profit and loss responsibilities in leading a Lean conversion in a large, multi-functional organization -Experience with commercial and DoD work -Knowledge of all aspects of CPI tools, including Lean, TOC, Six Sigma, CCPM, DFT, and Quality -Knowledge of Toyota production system tools with application outside of the automotive industry -Ability to show examples of successful and sustained Lean implementation, including value stream analysis, Kaizen, formal Lean training and alignment assessments -Possession of Master Black Belt or Master Sensei status <--- Education/Certifications or equivalent required: BA or BS degree in a related field required Clearance: Applicants selected will be subject to a security investigation and may need to meet eligibility requirements for access to classified information. Integrating the full range of consulting capabilities, Booz Allen is the one firm that helps clients solve their toughest problems, working by their side to help them achieve their missions. Booz Allen is committed to delivering results that endure. We are proud of our diverse environment, EOE, M/F/D/V.

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Back when I was active as a Progammer we only had to whip the machines into shape.

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• Q: What do I gotta do to get a job around here !?!??
• A: Around here, anger is a weapon only to one's opponent.